Jessie My dad's starting a hot sauce company and has been workshopping slogans all week, so now I just get completely random texts from him out of nowhere. One popped up on my phone today while I was at work and my coworker saw it... I had some explaining to do. 😂 Dad now Your colon will remember this forever
That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it. But it turns out she just dropped an earring, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.
I had Bra. Dr. Faber! Alright Ms. Green everything looks fine. Yeah, I think we're starting to see some real progress here. What? I'm 12, I'm not stupid.
Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud Dude behind me at lunch ordered "The usual." Got hit back with a "and that would be?" Has to be absolutely devastating. Can't even imagine.
Fred? No, it's me, Lynn. Oh. That light is so harsh. Do you mind? No. Can I come in? No. Don't move. It wouldn't be proper. You're such a gentleman. Thanks. Now, if you could just pivot a little clockwise. Sure. Why? No reason. No, Lynn. I just wanted to say, 'good luck tomorrow' and I'm really happy that you're staying. Oh. Thanks, Lynn. Me too. G
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